Don’t do it. Not on Christmas, not on New Year’s, not EVER. You know better. If you don’t know better, or if you think you can handle it, you’re an idiot. Chain yourself to some heavy object and enjoy a bowl of wax fruit this Christmas.
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Don’t Drink and Drive
Posted in Christmas 2007, tagged alcohol, arrest, Christmas, danger, drinking, driving, DUI, DWI, fine, holiday, jail, liquor, New Year's, police, shame, spirits, warning on December 21, 2007| 2 Comments »
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