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Posted in Christmas 2007, Christmas Video Clips, tagged Christmas, Dan Akroyd, Eddie Murphy, funny, humor, humorous, Jamie Lee Curtis, movie, New Year's, Trading Places on December 23, 2007| Leave a Comment »
One of my all-time favorite holiday movies.
Caution: Uncut original. May offend some viewers.
Martha Stewart’s Holiday To-Do List
Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards.
Christmas season kickoff party with King’s College Boy’s Choir.
Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion a
cat-o-nine-tails. Flog gardener.
Bake a pallet of festive cinammon rolls.
Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself with jeweler’s rouge and cornmeal.
Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for consideration.
Send Christmas cards to sisters in prison.
Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth.
Lay Faberge egg.