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Uranium Ore

Guaranteed to give the recipient that special “holiday glow!”
Available from Amazon.com



Pet Scorpion

This may put some “sting” into your holiday budget, but it’s well worth it – nothing says “you’ve been naughty” quite like this!
Available at many pet shops. Information here.


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Tinsel Toon #10

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Aliens mistake a snowman for an Earthling–

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Monty Python’s Eric Idle, narrates the sketch from the 1968 Christmas version of “Do Not Adjust Your Set,” aptly named “Do Not Adjust Your Christmas Stocking”–

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Santa Training College

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One of my all-time favorite holiday movies.

Caution: Uncut original. May offend some viewers.

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Martha Stewart’s Holiday To-Do List

Practically perfect, like Poppins
December 1

Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards.

December 2
Christmas season kickoff party with King’s College Boy’s Choir.

December 3
Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion a
cat-o-nine-tails. Flog gardener.

December 4
Bake a pallet of festive cinammon rolls.

December 5
Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself with jeweler’s rouge and cornmeal.

December 6
Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for consideration.

December 7
Send Christmas cards to sisters in prison.

December 10
Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth.

December 11
Lay Faberge egg.


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