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Guaranteed to give the recipient that special “holiday glow!”
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This may put some “sting” into your holiday budget, but it’s well worth it – nothing says “you’ve been naughty” quite like this!
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Aliens mistake a snowman for an Earthling–
Posted in Christmas 2007, Christmas Video Clips, tagged 1968, BBC, Christmas, Christmas Stocking, college, Eric Idle, funny, hilariou, holiday, humor, Monty Python, Santa, special on December 24, 2007| Leave a Comment »
Monty Python’s Eric Idle, narrates the sketch from the 1968 Christmas version of “Do Not Adjust Your Set,” aptly named “Do Not Adjust Your Christmas Stocking”–
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Posted in Christmas 2007, Christmas Video Clips, tagged Christmas, Dan Akroyd, Eddie Murphy, funny, humor, humorous, Jamie Lee Curtis, movie, New Year's, Trading Places on December 23, 2007| Leave a Comment »
One of my all-time favorite holiday movies.
Caution: Uncut original. May offend some viewers.
Martha Stewart’s Holiday To-Do List
Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards.
Christmas season kickoff party with King’s College Boy’s Choir.
Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion a
cat-o-nine-tails. Flog gardener.
Bake a pallet of festive cinammon rolls.
Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself with jeweler’s rouge and cornmeal.
Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for consideration.
Send Christmas cards to sisters in prison.
Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth.
Lay Faberge egg.