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I couldn’t find an online karaoke for this classic song, but I can provide you with both the song, via YouTube, and the lyrics–

Bad BananaYou’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus. You’re as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch! You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders. You’ve got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch! I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

GarlicYou’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch! Given the choice between the two of you I’d take the seasick crocodile!

GunkYou’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You’re a nasty-wasty skunk
You’re heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch! The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:


An Appalling Dump HeapYou’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You’re the king of sinful sots.
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.
Mr. Grinch! Your soul is an appalling dump-heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!

Triple Decker Sauerkraut and Toadstool Sandwich with Arsenic sauce (and a pickle)

Rotten, but redeemableYou nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, with a nauseous super “naus!
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss.
Mr. Grinch! You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

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A Great Grinchy SmileA great opportunity to also browse the shops and take in the atmosphere of a Fairhaven Christmas. Of course, you don’t have to get photos with the Grinch to do that.

  • Where: Village Books, Fairhaven
  • When: Sat., Dec. 15, and Sat., Dec. 22, 12:00-4:00
  • What: Photos alongside that three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich (with arsenic sauce)
  • Cost: $10.00

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