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Posted in Christmas 2007, Christmas Video Clips, MUSIC & SONG, tagged carols, Christmas, classic, Fun, Grinch, holiday, Lyrics, Mean, Mr. Grinch, Music, Sing, song, stole on December 20, 2007| 1 Comment »
I couldn’t find an online karaoke for this classic song, but I can provide you with both the song, via YouTube, and the lyrics–
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders. You’ve got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch! I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch! Given the choice between the two of you I’d take the seasick crocodile!
You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You’re a nasty-wasty skunk
You’re heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch! The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
STINK, STANK, STUNK!
You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You’re the king of sinful sots.
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.
Mr. Grinch! Your soul is an appalling dump-heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, with a nauseous super “naus!“
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss.
Mr. Grinch! You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
- Where: Village Books, Fairhaven
- When: Sat., Dec. 15, and Sat., Dec. 22, 12:00-4:00
- What: Photos alongside that three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich (with arsenic sauce)
- Cost: $10.00